![]() The Hunt! It's one of the better times of year to visit Moscow in the one verified proud hour of the never-heard-of Russian developer Orion, who also seem to be responsible, among other things, for another Moscovian first-person shooter in which you rush to save Stalin from an assassination attempt (I'm so thrilled!). How would you have answered that 1 mil question on Millionaire? How far would you have gotten in the 3rd course on Ninja Warrior? Could you have eaten that plate of turtle cloacae on Fear Factor that Nancy just puked out with the tattered remains of her dignity? The show I'm about to plug you into represents a return to the visceral blood sports of old and will wipe the floor with all that mundanity! Enter. ![]() Whenever you've gotten into one of many kinds of TV entertainment, a large part of the titillation was always likely to have been the fantasy of living it vicariously. Unlike most of our other recent inductees, this game you can actually just play a LITTLE of and come out fine, so excuses will not be excused. Slick sailing ahoy! Man the mizzen! Caulk the jackstay! Trim the spars? If you think I'm lost, I'll bet you'll fare no better, you squawk-prone booby! The bet, indeed, is on in British dev duo Surprised Man's heavily humorous haul The Wager. Well, by popular demand (possibly), you are now invited to come dungeon-crawling back for the second such event that's now an annual affair! Check out the announcement here. You may recall we partook in 's first Dungeon Crawler Jam last year and picked out a special (possibly) "HotU choice" game from the crop. and all the twinkly treasure that makes it worth the pressure. It's not just a game, it's a whole pink umbrella of different games, all exploring a different facet of downbound dangerous debris, the manifold malign menagerie. It's also a highly appropriate aphorism to accompany the bling but also bling of Rocks'n'Diamonds as it jazz hands its way into belated glory. "Don't be fooled by the rocks" ring the immortal words of one of the most illustrious contemporary poets we're all blessed to get to share this earthly scene with, Jennifer Lopez, the most grounded of us all. The winner, again, got free games, more free games and the top 3 gets mentioned in a genuine tailor-made Home of the Underdogs news post. The rest of the results are best-accessed hereby. You never heard of spaced repetition?īasically, the top 3 ranked by qualities such as graphics, gameplay and originality was: So now would be a good time to remind you about it. The second of what's been hinted to now be a BI-annual Dungeon Crawler Jam, organized and belucred by the swell folks at finished way back in April. Meanwhile, and not by sheer chance, Bungie's first big FPS experiment is now a part of the collection. What's that? You're not actually dead? You didn't actually come from Marathon? You're not even sure how your name is spelled? I see, well, all I can say is "For Sparta!" but also "For Athens!" but maybe even "For Persia!" depending on how this all ends up going. Or maybe we should just call an evac and go tide it over with the horny piper up in the cave Plato keeps yammering on about. ![]() Apparently we've won some kind of scuffle somewhere? Or possibly we've not quite won it yet but might be able to if the boys come home post-haste. I see there's a dead naked courier at the foot of the magisterial platform.
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